transformnerds:

how the fuck is firestar still alive: series 60 of warriors

holy crap he is???? wOW

hes invincible

jakewikstrom:

petewentzemolobster:

nailed it

Robert Downs Jr.

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

sickpuppetfucker:

I took one line from a fic and completely blew it out of proportion and this happened soRRY.

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i wanna go to bed because i hurt and im so tired and my head hurts so mucnh icant though and now every single noise is hUrTING me and i cant go to bed because i was wiaitn g but now it was a waste of time qan ad i just wanna go tohome now

i realy ant to sleep now but i cant :(

striderprovider:

They are never invited to parent teacher conferences again. 

bugbrained:

Achrioptera fallax (male)

altiaslovesyou:

thollukthcaptor:

mamabird-inokoo:

samurai-sky:

1nky:

feniiku:

illuminousthoughts:

yapitori:

tikaka:

kalooeh:

The Sim version of my worgen hunter
I suppose as long as I don’t get hit my a random meteorite I’ll be fine?
Or would I be the worgen hunter that the sim is a version of?
I pretty much be fine
Esp if I was her in the rl

Zor’alan, my troll shammy from WoW. … Time to get some troll booty!

How fucked am I?

I’m sorry, but I’m the one who’s gonna be doing the fucking here because I last logged off from Jin.

*rips off kilt*

HEY KOSHEI, C’MERE, I GOT STUFF TA PUT IN YA.

My Demon Hunter on Diablo ~

I’m okay :3

I was playing Black and White 2…

So I guess that makes me god.

Yeah, methinks I’m cool :p

Commander Shephard.

I think I’ve got this.

The girl version shogun in the Japanese samurai Pokemon game, “Pokemon Plus: Nobunaga no Yabou”. Well I’m a samurai-pokemon trainer leading an army of other samurai-pokemon trainers and I basically just let my pokemon battle and take over castles sooooo…

YEAH THERE’S NO PROBLEM HERE. JUST HEAL POKEMON AND WE CAN TAKE OVER THE LANDS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF NOBUNAGA. LIVING THE DREAM YO. OH AND THE SAMURAIS CAN EVOLVE THEIR ARMOR DID YOU KNOW? AHAHAHAHAHA.

Link from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
I turn into a Phoenix instead. Canon you know.
WHOOO~

Vaan from final fantasy twelve

WELP IN MY GAME HE’S LEVEL 96 AND HAS THE ZODAIC SPEAR AHAHAHAHA

ii am lyra from pkmn heartgold.

captures cat and uses him for battles

he’s gonna turn into mecha-murray

woooo i’m my dovahkiin :^)
she’s like almost a level 50 and has maxed of some really good skills like sneak, heavy armor, two-handed weapons
and also she is REALLY cute and a khajiit i like them they are cute
hey and if i put the fighting difficulty on the easiest level and actually drink potions/heal myself in bad situations insead of being a self-ignorant asscat i think i would live FURever
also i am married to the most beautiful argonian lady who really loves me and have an insane jester who follows me around all the time and does eVERYTHING i tell him to (unless he says it’s impossible even though it was totally possible) so i would neve r be lonely
ad im so cool i can go around yelling and drinking mead and say “warhever i do what a wandt” and pee on some pedestrians rugs